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lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

(Source: monodialogue, via klainebilius)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson, via tonkswyrda)

When you’re scared and alone, just know that I’m already home.

(Source: andercriss, via darrensstutter)

timidvelociraptor:

Eric Matthews is my hero

"Cory, it’s just a co-ed bathroom."

(Source: boymeetsworldgifs)

695,645 plays

thetardismug:

Darren Criss singing Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” over the instruments of OneRepublic’s “Too Late to Apologize”.

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(Source: magical-beb, via chriscolfur)

Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!

(Source: the-tvblog, via tonkswyrda)

lisafer:

errandofmercy:

oh my god Emma

*crying massive buckets of mommy feels*

I needed this today. :)

(Source: damethompson, via peytonopoly)